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Cardi B is no stranger to sharing extremely NSFW messages, but her latest video is a fully nude, X-rated anatomy lesson.

The clip, which wouldn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of being allowed on Instagram, is directed at followers accusing her of excessive PDA.

We have carefully cropped a version of that video for you to see (and hear) for yourself. The best part of this video isn’t even Cardi herself.

First, a fair warning: though we have zoomed in on the video to avoid actual nudity, Cardi’s words and general state remain extremely NSFW.

In other words, she’s still a naked woman speaking about her genitals. Like ya do.

This started when Cardi and Offset attended the 2019 Billboard Music Awards.

The two of them were spotted packing on the PDA on the red carpet, to the point where fans believed that Offset had been touching her genitals.

Despite taking home the award for Best Rap Song, Cardi was focused on clearing up any misconceptions about her alleged wardrobe malfunction.

In a Snapchat video, Cardi posed naked with her hair draped over her breasts to avoid displaying her nipples.

She stood with one leg raised (like Captain Morgan, basically), displaying both the curve of her butt and, well, her crotch.

"Motherf–kers going showing this f–king picture," Cardi loudly laments while recording herself in the mirror.

"Now you’re all photoshopping it even more,":she accuses. "Like, ‘Cardi p–sy, Cardi p–sy."

She then decides that the only way to clarify this for the masses is with one hell of an anatomy lesson.

"First of all, that ain’t my p–sy," Cardi points out.

"My p–sy right here," she announces, reaching her hand between her legs to ensure that there can be no misunderstanding.

"This is where I birthed my daughter from," she announces, referring to baby Kulture.

"This right here," Cardi says, shifting her hand. "You know the part that shows when I go like this?"

She adjusts her leg, creating a stomping sound.

She explains that "that’s just my ass!"

"You know when you’ve got a fat ass," she asks. "That s–t gets fat right there?"

We’re so accustomed to the memes about people being dummy thicc that we were not actually prepared for this question.

"This part right here," she says, pointing it out on her body. "This is the part that gives the dick comfort."

Are we getting a sneak peek of "the talk" that Kulture will one day receive?

"This is the part that, where you go like this, in and out? That’s what this n—- feel," she explains.

"You know what I’m saying?" she asks rhetorically.

"You all wanna look at my p–sy so bad," Cardi suggests.

She then admonishes fans that "y’all should’ve went and seen me when I was a f–king stripper and I was promoting myself."

That’s very fair.

"Now," Cardi concludes. "Too bad!"

That is also extremely fair.

We mentioned that the best part of this genuinely wild video wasn’t Cardi herself.

At one point, as you can see even in the cropped version that we whipped up for you, her husband, Offset, stops by.

He sees through the door that Cardi is naked, posing, and filming for Snapchat.

Offset doesn’t speak or linger but just immediately vanishes from the frame.

It’s extremely funny and, yes, people are already making memes about it.

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